So, if evolution is true, we should expect about 1 out of every 2 monkies to give birth to a human.

Now, if we assume that there are around 5000 monkies in captivity, and halfe of those are female, that is 2500 monkies. If each gives birth 3 times, that is 7500 monkie births about every 10 years.

And yet, every one of them is a monkie, and none of them are a human.

So, what we expected to be about 3650 human births to zoo monkies, according to evolution, ended up just being the 7500 monkie births predicted by common sense.

I challenge any atheist here to show me a legitimate, non-biased scientific article of a zoo monkei giving birth to even *one* human baby, let alone 3650 of them.

This is quite possibly the stupidest post I’ve ever read on the internet. Congratulations. You are the emperor of morons.

So, if the theory of evolution is correct we should expect that 1 out of every 2 monkeys should give birth to a human.

Now if we assume that we have 12000 Monkeys in captivity, and half of which are female, you have 6000 pairs of monkeys that can produce offspring. If each female gives birth 3 times, you now have 18000 Monkeys over the span of roughly 10 years.

However, none of the offspring are human. They are all monkeys.

So what we expected to be about 9000 human births from zoo monkeys, according to evolution, ended up just being 18000 more monkeys, predicted from common sense.

I now challenge anyone here to show me a legitimate, non-biased scientific article of a zoo monkey giving birth to *one* single human being, let alone the 9000 that we expected.

Therefore, we have solid, mathematical proof that Darwin did not exist.

Checkmate, Atheists

Okay…

http://www.ssaa.org.au/northernterritory/ssaa-northern-territory-inc.html

I am moving to darwin some where around May and I don’t know anyone. I am from Msia,24 years old. I have been living in Sydney for 2years and decided for some reason I have to move. I have yet to secure a job and found any room rentals yet. I am bit afraid though :/ My main concern is where I could meet friends or either Malaysians in Darwin?

Besides, any websites/forums/blogs that is very frequent and active that I can have a read, browse, get to know people and know around the area. Have been doing much research through real estate agent website and gumtree. Please do list them and appreciate your help very much!

I’m having a similar problem because I don’t even live in Australia at all. I would really like to get to know some people in Darwin though. Let me know!

There is no link between the two at all as they are both entirely different processes!

i really really hate matt & kim though haha & i’m not too fond of mumford & sons, twin shadow, the decemberists, or death cab for cutie, just by the way.
thanksssss

Girls
The Cribs
Beirut
Work Drugs
The xx
Teen Daze
Cajun Dance Party
The Kooks
We Are Scientists
Neutral Milk Hotel
Belle and Sebastian
Sunset Rubdown
Oh No Oh My
Broken Social Scene
Devendra Banhart
The Dodos
Elliott Smith
Department of Eagles
Built to Spill
Voxtrot
Wilco
Ugly Casanova
Menomena
Fruit Bats
The Tallest Man on Earth
Blind Pilot
Angus & Julia Stone
Blitzen Trapper
Deer Tick
Avi Buffalo
Benjamin Francis Leftwich
Seabear
The Raconteurs
Pinback
The Brian Jonestown Massacre
José González
Ray LaMontagne

Sorry if you have one of those bands.

animal collective, arcade fire, architecture in helsinki, arctic monkeys, astronautalis, band of horses, band of skulls, beach fossils, beach house, beirut, best coast, black kids, blackbird blackbird, bombay bicycle club, bon iver, born ruffians, bright eyes, broken bells, built to spill, cajun dance party, cansei de ser sexy, caribou, cat’s eyes, chromeo, city & color, clams casino, cloud nothings, coconut records, com truise, craft spells, crystal castles, cults, cut copy, dale earnhardt jr jr, darwin deez, death from above 1979, deerhunter, delphic, discovery, dr. dog, the drums, ducktails, dum dum girls, edward sharpe & the magnetic zeros, egyptian hip hop, eisley, empire of the sun, fang island, fleet foxes, foals, foster the people, friendly fires, gardens & villa, girls, gold panda, grizzly bear, grouplove, hockey, honey claws, houses, iglu & hartly, iron & wine, islands, kisses, klaxons, la sera, late of the pier, little comets, little dragon, local natives, lykke li, math & physics club, memory tapes, memoryhouse, metric, mgmt, miike snow, millionyoung, miniature tigers, minus the bear, modest mouse, mystery jets, m83, naked & famous, neon indian, neutral milk hotel, no age, noah & the whale, panda bear, passion pit, pepper rabbit, peter bjorn & john, phantogram, phoenix, pinback, portugal. the man, ra ra riot, ratatat, real estate, sea wolf, seapony, sleigh bells, small black, smith westerns, someone still loves you boris yetslin, starfucker, sufjan stevens, sunset rubdown, surfer blood, tame impala, telekenisis, tennis, the antlers, the babies, the fratellis, the head & the heart, the horrors, the kills, the kooks, the libertines, the maccabees, the mountain goats, the national, pains of being pure at heart, postal service, the rapture, the shins, the strokes, the submarines, the teenagers, temper trap, the unicorns, the vaccines, the virgins, the war on drugs, the white stripes, the wombats, the young friends, tokyo police club, toro y moi, two door cinema club, unknown mortal orchestra, vampire weekend, vivian girls, voxtrot, warpaint, washed out, wavves, we are trees, we were promised jetpacks, wild beasts, wild nothing, wolf parade, wu lyf, yacht, young the giant, youth lagoon, & yuck

i don’t really like matt & kim, the xx, kasabian, or keane.

anything you have to offer would be dandy haha thanks.

Dinosaur Jr
Pixies
Sebadoh
Pavement

i.e. REAL indie

The drive from Palmerston into Darwin 1st thing in the morning is a bit nightmarish, bumper to bumper traffic. Some of my colleagues said it can take them a hour to get into Casuarina (which is near Moil/Leanyer), but the highway has been upgraded, so it shouldn’t be as bad now.

On the way back from work to see his loving family, John Richards has his life taken away from him. John has never been a drinker and has a clean criminal record. If John did not finish early that day, if John hadn’t caught that green light, perhaps he would be alive. Or if the other driver had not been drinking John would be alive. The thing about drink driving is your not endangering just your life, your endangering the lives of everyone around you. Some people say ‘an eye for an eye’ but Peter Davis walked away from a sentence because he was only 16. Now Peter cannot go for his license for 2 more years. But Mrs. Richards will never see her husband again.
It seems we overlook the danger underage drinking until it is too late. 3000 people die a year from harmful drinking in Australia alone. And it causes nearly 4% of deaths worldwide according to WHO (World Health Organisation), more than AIDS, tuberculosis or violence.
Alcohol can be harmful, even fatal when misused. Alcohol has physical, emotional and mental effects on adolescents. When alcohol is consumed on a weekly basis, it can affect our judgment and ability to make good decisions. It is no wonder why youths who consume alcohol on a daily or weekly basis show signs of physical and physiological stress. This stress affects their schooling. When students get bad grades as a result of alcohol misuse, they tend to lose thrive for academic excellence.
Ari Novick Ph.D/therapist. Says he has seen many teen clients, who explain how being under the influence of alcohol has affected their judgement and hence they made bad decisions, such as falling pregnant. According to The Australian Bureau of Statistics, 25% of youths aged 14-19 consume alcohol on a daily or weekly basis.
Studies have shown the negative effects on the brain caused by alcohol. Memory loss, short attention span, lowered concentration etc. It is this effect of alcohol which results in poor academics.
In which direction do you think our nation is heading if one quarter of our school students resort to binge drinking?
The main reason for underage drinking is exposure to alcohol. It is this exposure to alcohol which negatively influences the use of alcohol. Alcohol is advertised nearly everywhere today, television, newspapers, catalogues, movies and more. It is this exposure to alcohol which influences the use of alcohol.
We as a society need to look into the reasons why adolescents resort to binge drinking.
On December 21st 2008, Darwin police gave out 51 DUIs. It seems adults are still not getting the message and we still feel we have the right to reprimand youths for underage drinking? It is evident that this publicity of alcohol is only encouraging the misuse of alcohol. To stand against this rising rate of alcohol abuse, we need to discourage alcohol fuelled violence in our homes and in the streets.
People will argue that raising tax on RTD alcohol does not work, and that teenagers will just turn to mixing their own drinks. This may be true, according to Bridie Smith that reports data released by the Liquor Merchants Association of Australia that shows between April and June 2008, there was a 30% fall in the sale of RTD drinks, on the other hand there was a 46% rise in the sale of full strength body spirits sold in the same period.
This does not mean we should give up. If we stop trying and leave the choices up to the teenagers, we are putting their future, and the future of our nation in peril.
In contrast to what I have said, there is no real cure for underage drinking. It spreads extremely fast and is influenced towards every genre of adolescents. Peer pressure may just be the biggest influence on the increasing rate of underage drinking. There is nothing we can do to stop this without greater law enforcement. Parents need to take responsibility for alcohol consumption at home, to become aware of the influence they have on their children. It is the responsibility of alcohol retailers, it is the responsibility of the government, and it is the responsibility of parents, to discourage teenage alcohol use. You cannot leave a gun in the hands of a child and walk away; there will nearly always be a negative outcome.

You keep on using "your" when you really should be using "you’re".

I think you need to read your essay again. You’re missing some words (e.g. It seems we overlook the "of" danger underage drinking until it is too late.).

I don’t think you should be using "etc" in a formal essay. You could say, "to name a few" or something like that.

I feel like you have something going on here but you definitely need to proofread it. Sometimes, I don’t even get what you’re trying to say. What I mentioned above only has something to do with grammar (I’m sure those aren’t everything). Just wait for other people to comment on everything else. I have homework to do…lol…

ID Number—Name

103—Darwin

104—Kratz

201—Shulstad

319—Fortune

367—Wickert

388—Miller

435—Vick

When a salesperson makes a sale, a record is created including the date, time, and dollar amount of the sale. The time is expressed in hours and minutes, based on a 24-hour clock. The sale amount is expressed in whole dollars. Design a Sale class that contains a sale’s data.
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Salespeople earn a commission that differs for each sale, based on the following rate schedule:
Commission Rates

Sale Amount— Rate

$0 – 50,000—.04

$51,000 – 125,000—.04

$126,000 – 200,000—.04

$201,000 and up— .04

Design an application that produces each of the following reports:

A report listing each salesperson number, name, total sales, and total commissions
A report listing each month of the year as both a number and a word (for example, "01 January") and the total sales for the month for all salespeople
A report listing total sales as well as total commissions earned by all salespeople for each of the following time frames, based on hour of the day: 00-05, 06-12, 13-18, and 19-23.

You should do your own homework instead of asking the internet to do it for you…