Alright, so If we apply the properties of Evolution vs. No Evolution there is a 1:1 or 50% chance that they are actually correct.
So, if the theory of evolution is correct we should expect that 1 out of every 2 monkeys should give birth to a human.
Now if we assume that we have 12000 Monkeys in captivity, and half of which are female, you have 6000 pairs of monkeys that can produce offspring. If each female gives birth 3 times, you now have 18000 Monkeys over the span of roughly 10 years.
However, none of the offspring are human. They are all monkeys.
So what we expected to be about 9000 human births from zoo monkeys, according to evolution, ended up just being 18000 more monkeys, predicted from common sense.
I now challenge anyone here to show me a legitimate, non-biased scientific article of a zoo monkey giving birth to *one* single human being, let alone the 9000 that we expected.
Therefore, we have solid, mathematical proof that Darwin did not exist.
You not only need to go back to science class, you also need to go back to math class.
There is a theory that pigs can fly. Either they can fly or they can’t. In the absence of any other information, we could say that there is a 50% chance that my theory is true, since there are two outcomes, i.e., it is true or it is false. This doesn’t mean that half of all pigs can fly.

July 10th, 2010 at 6:50 pm
What does this have to do with darwin existing? Regardless of any evolution stuff, Charles Darwin is definatly and real dude who did exist.
and all of what you said is bullshit anyway. monkeys dont just randomly pop ou human babies…thats not how evolution or reproduction works, I think you need to go back to health class.
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July 10th, 2010 at 7:38 pm
Darwin did not say that one-half of those births would be human, so your premise from the start is wrong, and your proof is nothing but a falacious argument.
What darwin did say was that in a thousand or so births, at least one gene would be mutated, and if the mutation gave the offspring a better survival chance than that of the parents, it was likely to be passed on to the offspring’s offspring. Over a period of time enough mutations suposedly would occur that a whole new species would have developed.
OF COURSE, since hundreds of mutations would be required, no chimp or bonobo would give birth to a human being.
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July 10th, 2010 at 8:18 pm
You’re Stupid and Your Theory is Fail.
First Learn about Evolution.
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July 10th, 2010 at 8:38 pm
Evolution is all about gradually adapting to new environments through the generations. New species don’t just pop out of nowhere.
And… Darwin did exist…. even *if* his ideas were wrong, that doesn’t mean that he never existed.
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July 10th, 2010 at 9:22 pm
your argument is complete FAIL…
Your ideas lacks even a simple understanding of "evolution". This has got nothing to do with the existence of Charles Darwin, who is in fact a person.
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July 10th, 2010 at 10:07 pm
You not only need to go back to science class, you also need to go back to math class.
There is a theory that pigs can fly. Either they can fly or they can’t. In the absence of any other information, we could say that there is a 50% chance that my theory is true, since there are two outcomes, i.e., it is true or it is false. This doesn’t mean that half of all pigs can fly.
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July 10th, 2010 at 10:28 pm
You’re just a Poe, aren’t you?
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July 10th, 2010 at 11:12 pm
You can’t get a valid conclusion based on false premises. The computer engineers use the term GIGO. Look it up.
You might also want to learn something about logic, mathematics, history, and biology – - assuming that you are not trolling.
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July 10th, 2010 at 11:32 pm
You do know what evolution is don’t you? (sorry, silly question)
Evolution is random mutation that make small changes in DNA, the result of which is barely noticeable unless these changes are observed over many generations. Evolution doesn’t happen over night, and the same species won’t evolve separately twice. It takes many generations to occur.
At least learn about evolution before trying to disprove it, otherwise you just sound like a complete idiot.
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